Pizza Wizard

Upon taking a look in the fridge the other morning, my immediate impression was, "what the hell?"

No, I hadn't just tried Taco Bell's brand new breakfast drink.

Not too long ago I decided to try the pizza at Mellow Mushroom on 18th St. I ordered the "Kosmic Karma" pizza, which had sun dried tomatoes, spinach, feta, roma tomatoes and pesto. Sure, it sounds good on paper, but after a pitcher of Bells, all I could remember was the overpowering taste of butter.

That alone makes the score fall somewhere between poor-quality grocery store frozen pizza and Papa Johns. I don't think I was too bothered though, since apparently my pizza was summoned by a wizard.